A downloadable game

Patrick Paddle, renowned removal expert, is the talk of the town. For his incredible speed, he has been hired as a contractor by Products-R-Us, the multinational conglomerate which, after the antics of the founder’s son, is facing insolvency and must sell off all the random tat that it has accumulated. You assume control of Patrick as he tries to tackle the monumental task of removing all the radios, go-kart tyres, teddy bears, cameras and so-on. It won’t be easy, what with the unsafe flooring, falling explosives and the leaking acid pipes. Can you prevail? Only time will tell...

Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
(1 total ratings)
TagsArcade, Fast-Paced, Gravity, Retro, Singleplayer, ZX Spectrum
Average sessionA few minutes
InputsKeyboard, Joystick


PatrickPaddle.zip 9 kB
PatrickPaddle-CassetteInlay.zip 789 kB

Install instructions

The game is contained within the TAP file. You can run this either using a Spectrum emulator on your PC, or by loading it on a real ZX Spectrum. For instructions, read the included text file.

Development log


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Nice game!

Love this game. All the playability you could ask for in a modern speccy game. Don't let the screen shots deceive you. Buttery smooth controls and really tricky levels later on.

Totally agree really great game, this.